Hartfell, Moffat Hills 9th May 2022
May 2022
12th
This morning I woke in Dumfries, tent pitched on some rough land adjacent to public playing fields.


Look at this weird car, parked two hundred yards away from where I slept in the field.

Walked back into the city centre and visited the Moon and Stars café to enjoy a hot roll and a cup of tea for my breakfast. An old man came and sat directly opposite me, then an old woman came and sat in the same place, both also were wearing the same clothing, this happened all in the space of 15 minutes; too odd to be a coincidence.


I decided to have a walk by the river and then hitch-hike out of the town, I wanted to get to the Blair Estate for my birthday and had less than six hours of daylight to get there. I paused in the street thinking about going to the Victoria inn for a dram, but thought better of it.

I hitched a lift from a man going to Sanquhar, he told me about the local history and dropped me near the town hall which had become a museum, I decided to go in and have a look around. From Sanquhar, a black Mercedes SUV drove by slowly and came back whilst I was thumbing for a lift, north of the village. A Yorkshire man opened the door after pushing his Dalmatian dogs back into the rear seat, and offered me a lift to Cumnock. He said he had worked in the glass industry and had toured India teaching Indians how to make glass. He took me on to Ayr, dropping me at the southern side, oddly he came in from the north, but explained that was the way he knew. I set about walking out of the city, the road north seemed as though it went on forever. At the A79/A77 roundabout I thumbed a lift of a bearded man driving a blue coupe Mercedes, he took me to the southern edge of Kilmarnock.
11th
I woke up at 6am in a spare room within the flat, all my belongings were there, so I guess the hospitality was genuine. I packed away my bag and knocked on the other bedroom door to thank and say goodbye to the couple. Had breakfast at a cafe and also at a takeaway. The takeaway seemed taken a back by my presence, but slowly warmed enough to say goodbye and wished me a "good day" as I walked out of the door. After a walk around town and down by the river. I found a friendly pub at the Victoria Inn. I approached the bar and ordered from a tattooed, bald headed man named "Bingo"; a dram of whiskey and a Tennants Larger then seated myself down.

I placed some money down on the pool table which seemed to make the men a bit anxious, a woman sitting at the bar gestured me to come away, but I ignored the warning. I played and lost the game, the man breathed a sigh of relief, but shook my hand and thanked me for the game, all was well. There was a twist to this place, just the other day, in Moffat I had purchased a green and purple dress from a greyhound charity shop, outside the back of this pub, in the beer garden there was a purple and green flag, in the exact same colours as my dress; uncanny I thought. The publicans were friendly and down to earth people, I enjoyed being in their pub, and played some songs on the duke box that they said they enjoyed. The duke box was confusing in that it was computerised, and hard to navigate to songs, after a couple of pounds (which equated to 20 songs) they put some money in and asked me to pick some songs, which I thought sweet. I stayed in this bar the entire afternoon, in the evening I made friends with a woman named Selena, the pub had emptied of men, so we took it upon ourselves to shoot a few games of pool. As 8pm approached, Selena mentioned that Bingo wanted to close the bar, we drank up our drinks and headed up the road to a pub named The Douglas. This pub was very hippy, the lady behind the bar knew Selena and also knew she was having trouble with a violent boyfriend who was buzzing her phone crazy. I was unsure about the pub, even though the publicans warmed to me; I have been surrounded by so many fake people for so long. After seven pints of Larger and five drams of Whiskey, I struggle to down my drink. Selena asked what I missed about being on the road the most, I replied a warm, safe home, and a family. She told of abuses that go on behind locked doors of the home, how they are prisons, where perpetrators get away with crimes, such as child abuse and rape. She said next time you look through a window, know that there is something horrible probably going on. I was sick outside, my stomach was moving as if I was throwing up some of bacteria. Feeling unwell and noticing the warmness of the Douglas chill I left the pub to find a safe place to pitch my tent. On my way out I met two drunken prison guards complaining about the lack of people turning up to their colleages funeral; one was warm towards me, the other cold. Both seemed offset by their empathy, polarised by others lack of emotive concern.
10th
This morning I awoke pitched on a playing field in Moffat, I had been here only a day before, and I know the strangers do shit things to associate me with their decimations, usually at where I previously slept.


Packed up my things and went into Moffat to enjoy some breakfast, later I entered Hugo's bar and enjoyed a bowl of Cullen Skink, but the Chowder was wrong, and this variant contained no smoked mackerel.


I figured out the bus times to Dumfries and got onboard the bus. Along the way, rain poured down, many people boarded as the bus neared the city.

The bus was stuffy, at the last stop I went straight to the river to enjoy some fresh air, perched on a stone I looked down to find a face carved into the wall; it felt as if somebody knew I was going to be there.

I first landed in the Imperial pub, I sat and study the map of Dumfries before deciding on going to Robert the Bruce pub. At the bar I noticed I did not have my phone, panicking I returned to the Imperial but found no phone there. I returned, but the bar man said no phone had been handed in or found. This Wetherspoon pub was busy, so I sat outside at the rear of the pub. Here I met an elderly couple who offered to put me up for the night. After a while a barman came and returned my phone to me, the couple bought me a drink then, via a closed shop, I walked with them to their flat. As I sat down in the lounge of the flat, her boyfriend joined me, he pulled out a big bag of heroin and proceeded to chase the running brown stain underneath some flame lit tin foil.

I knew this guy in Nottingham back in 1992 and from other parts of the United Kingdom; it is bizarre I should meet him again, decades away in 2022. This place would have seemed too dangerous if I had not known this guy was OK.
9th
The road east out of Moffat was friendly, almost everybody greeted me. My mind calmed as I left the town of Moffat and started my ascent to Hartfell.





I love the vibrancy of ascetic of the countryside, nurturing nature is the all healer and ultimate mind calmer, both settler and rationalised motivator of a wandering soul.




Have chosen to find my own route up Hartfell, ascending a steep incline from the West with the assistance of my walking polls.


The wind and rain were ripping across the summit, but doubling up my fleece kept me from reaches of exposure.


Partial visibility came and went, teasing from sight an awesome view of the Moffat hills.


I walked back into Moffat, and entered a bar named the Coachman Bar. There were obnoxious men playing pool and a lanky blonde white woman, known to them, kept entering and leaving the bar.

The two barmaids were butch and appeared to be Lesbians, one said she was South African, I did not ask her any more questions. Various people entered the bar through the evening, including two cyclists who were riding from Land's End to John O' Groats. After some degenerates entered the bar from the camp site, I realised this pub was a hapless dead end, quite literally. One minute before 10pm I made my escape, walked to the playing field and pitched my tent in the rain.
8th
I woke pitched on a hillside, in a park near Cumbernauld.


Well, I was quite safe here and was not aware of being bothered during the night (whilst I was inside my tent).


The park was pretty and had a manor house which appeared to be now converted into residential flats.

I walked into Cumbernauld village, then into Cumbernauld town and found nothing but a town that resembled at street on Milton Keynes. After returning to the motorway junction, a Polish woman stopped in a “red and black” car, she said she worked as a waitress for a restaurant. The woman dropped me literally outside the door of Glasgow's COVID-19 testing unit, contrary to me not being sick.

It was a thirty-minute walk to Buchanan bus station, here I waited an hour to board the Dumfries bus to Moffat. An Asian man attempted to push in front of me as I got onto the bus, behind me seated the noisy elderly ladies who had travelled to see pop band Deacon Blue play in the city. Exiting the bus, I walked down to the river path, and attempted to rest the evening there.

Shortly after a local police man appeared asking to know who I was; he said I'd been rung in as abusive by two people. He radioed my name through then left the area, I then turned around to pitch my tent on a public playing field.
7th
Woke up early but not disturbed at 5am, but lazed about till 9am. Thankfully, no dog walkers to disturb me on this side of the River, Forth.

There was a 4G mast only 200 yards (0.18 km) away from me, I was slightly concerned about them microwaving me during the night, so pitched my tent slightly underneath the brow of the horizon; not that I really thought this would help.


A pasty is called a "Foggy" in Bonnie Scotland.

Today I am finding it hard to motivate myself.

But I packed up within the coming half hour, but only after enjoying a hot drink. I walked down and across the river, discovering a children's fleece hanging off one of the branches, I walked around a path by some houses and then along another footpath by a meat processing plant.

There was a long incline to the roundabout where the M9 becomes the A9; I thought this would be a good place to hitchhike. I was right, after only a few minutes a couple picked me up, they gave me fizzy drinks and offered cigarettes. The couple dropped me off at the east edge of Pitlochry. Immediately I found myself staring hard at an abandoned house, as if the dereliction was trying to relay a message toward me, but I could not focus my cognition enough to read into it.


I didn't hang around Pitlochry, the tourists are as insulting as the £7 sandwiches served up by the local cafés. There is not much I like about this town other than the road out, the river and loch are quite nice though.

From here I found another lift North to Aviemore then, after a panic attack reversed direction, a white van stopped and picked me up from a not so busy A9 lay by. The ride South was given by a Kashmiri man returning to Glasgow, having dropped off groceries in Inverness. He planned to drop me at Buchanan bus station in central Glasgow, but not wanting to be at the centre of Glasgow so late, requested he dropped me at Stirling Services. The next lift was from a Pentecostal grocery man who had just finished his shift at Waitrose. He took me to a park on the outskirts of Cumbernauld, I walked through the park, paranoid about the neighbouring council estate but really too tired to be hesitant about pitching somewhere within the park. My body sunk into the ground immediately as I lay down, whilst my mind raced, and raced into unconsciousness.
6th
Really not happy to have pitched my tent here in this small copse that stunk of cigarette ash, so close to a busy main road as well.

Walking back along a footpath from where I had pitched my tent, shortly before I came to the main road, I found numerous bags scattered filled with what I assumed to be dog excrement.

I walked towards Junction 23 of the M6 to hitch-hike a ride back into Scotland. By the time I reached the roundabout I was too anxious to hitch-hike so instead walked North East by the side of Haydock Park Racecourse.


I managed to circumnavigate Ashton-in-Makerfield, passing anti-clock wise over the north of the small town. Along the way I asked a farmer for some water, he invited me into his house to fill up my flask at his kitchen sink.

Passing a friendly lady looking after her horses, I stopped at the edge of Wigan Flashes Local Nature Reserve to enjoy a hot drink now I had some water. I had no money and had not eaten during the morning, so thought wise to top up my sugar levels.


Along the way, I passed by a faery village, and what appeared to be some sort of creepy anorak cult doing some unknown thing in the woodland. As I approached the flashes (lakes) I began to enjoy the nature reserve after I spotted a magnificent Kingfisher.



I walked north through an industrial estate, stopping to fill my water flask at a workout place located in one of the industrial units. I passed by a takeaway café and smelled the food, which made me feel more hungry. Pressing onward with the journey, I walked across fields, and I wondered what sort of farmer places plastic on their fields?

Nearing the top of the hill I could see the Heinz 57 soup factory behind me, a dog appeared and jumped all over me, soiling my dress with its filthy paws. I complained to the dog owner, who proceeded to abuse me with the words “evil cunt” and “fucking bitch” before walking away, with his dog still running about off the lead.

Another hour of walking, I got to the M6 junction, where I hitched a lift to Lancaster from a guy who had just come from a hospital appointment to get his legs fixed. He told of being a carpenter, and that all his family had been in the same trade, going back many generations. From this junction I hitched a lift over the Scottish border from a female lorry driver, she bought me dinner at a service station before taking me over the border and dropping me off at Gretna Green service station. The next ride came from a French couple, they also purchased me some food before dropping me off outside Stirling.


I waited over an hour to thumb another lift without result. Tiring of the day I looked at my surroundings and decided to pitch by the River Forth for the night; whilst they were midges about, lucky for me there was a strong breeze to keep them down. Making my way over a foot bridge, I walked to a field then put up my tent.
5th
I woke pitched along the Cotswold Way, just a mile North of Alderly.



I've never seen Dandilions so thick with flying seed as I have at this location.

Ascending a hill along the Cotswold Way I noticed some pretty awesome trees.


And plenty of Wild Garlic.

Arriving at the top of the hill, I stopped to take a quick look at Blackquarries Hill Long Barrow.

The Cotswold Way led down into Wooton under Edge, I pass by many alternative type people on my way in, some were very ignorant. However I managed to purchase some food and drink from local shops in the town before leaving.

Walking through a field, a whole herd of heifers followed me, until their attentions became distracted by another person walking in the opposite direction.

Gaining some distance from the harrassment contained within Wotton-under-Edge I began to relax a little, enough to enjoy the surrounding countryside. Keeping horses is a big part of life in this area of England, and the inhabitants of the countryside around here are friendly, and respectful, especially if you know how to behave around horses.


After walking through some woodland, I found the M6 motorway. Now it is just a walk up a hill, through a farm, past a dead cow and onto a busy road, where I would hitch a lift north after only a few minutes wait.

The first lift came from a guy who said he fixed lorries, he hid some sort of stash (wrapped into a plastic bag) into his door panel as he pulled up to picked me up. He dropped me off at a junction at Gloucester. The next lift from was a trade plater, he was Portuguese and took me up to a service station near Manchester.

Third and final lift was from a man heading towards Liverpool from Oxford, he had been working in the university city fitting an air conditioning system. He dropped me off at Junction 23 of the M6, I waited two hours in vain before the road became closed off by a road maintenance worker.
4th
Began another journey this morning, my friend drove me a few miles out of town, so I had a little head start South from nearby Ruskin Mill Farm Shop. I followed a footpath East, the flowers in the hedgerow were stunning.
2nd
Yesterday I waxed my tent with silicone spray named Nikwax (there are other brands). This helps to both preserve the life span of the tent from UV light eroding the material and also waterproofs. Tents keep out water, but the material still absorbs it, causing mould to grow as well as making the tent heavy to carry. So there is every reason to silicone your tent.



The park was quiet when I arrived, nobody about whatsoever. About ten to twenty minutes later the park was full of dog walkers and kids hanging out by a woodland that overlooked where I had pitched my tent, why does this always happen to me; my friend here says she gets the same thing happen to her also.

Lots of updating to do on my blog today, plus I am going to create a WordPress blog solely about my travels, after coded / updated into this blog when I have computer access; until I can purchase or find a laptop / tablet to enable me to code this website regularly. I also require a phone with a better camera.